Catastrophe

Catastrophe: Sneaky Cat

Knock it off. Look innocent.

You are a cat. There is a mug on the desk. Your human is right there. You know what has to happen.

A sneaky Android game you play with one thumb, all about the oldest feline tradition: shoving things off tables.

Get it on Google Play

Game screenshot titled Who, me? Shove things off. Don't get caught. In a sketched kitchen, a man in a red cap has turned to look at an orange cat sitting by two mugs and a jam jar. He says, We talked about this. The cat says, Who, me?

How it plays

One thumb, one human, and far too many things on the desk.

  1. Hold to shove

    Hold an object’s lane to push a mug, a fern or a very expensive globe toward the edge while your human is busy.

  2. Watch for the look

    1. Ears up
    2. Creak
    3. Turn!

    Every look is announced: ears up, then the chair creaks, then they turn. Fair, every single time.

  3. Freeze. Look innocent.

    Let go before you are seen. Let go just before they look for a Close call bonus and a moment of pure smugness in slow motion.

Scenes from the crime

Real screens from the game, in its sketchbook style of wobbly ink and watercolour.

  • Hold to shove. Push it to the edge while they're busy. The cat pushes a blue mug along a wooden desk while the human types at a computer with their back turned.
  • Freeze when they turn. Every look is announced. Ears up, creak, turn. A Turning! warning appears above the human at a kitchen desk while the cat sits still between egg cups.
  • Gravity is your love language. Eggs crack, tea splashes, gravity wins. An egg lies smashed on the kitchen floor while the human keeps typing and the cat looks very pleased.
  • Dress for the crime. Collect cats, bow ties, crowns and crash effects. The Closet screen shows Marmalade in a tiny crown, with tabs for Cats, Wear, Rooms and Crashes.
  • Endless mischief. Handmade rooms, a Daily and Endless mode. The level map for the kitchen, with Daily and Endless buttons and a Play button for level 18.

Plenty more to knock over

Levels that keep coming

The desk and the kitchen teach one trick at a time across 24 handmade levels. After that, Freestyle levels remix both rooms, forever.

Chill, Spicy or Chaos

Chill shows how long until they look. Spicy adds fake turns and pays 1.5 times the coins. Chaos skips the first warning and pays double.

Daily and Endless

A new Daily challenge every day, with fixed Spicy rules and no boosters. Endless mode speeds up the longer you last, for high scores.

Dress for the crime

Collect cats like Marmalade, Biscuit and Sir Tuxedo. Add bow ties, bell collars, tiny crowns and reading glasses, then pick room themes and crash effects.

Made with care

  • Haptics tell you when to let go, even with the sound off.
  • High contrast warnings and reduced motion. Left hand mode mirrors the layout, and Tap to toggle lets you tap to start and stop shoving instead of holding.
  • Plays offline. No ads and no energy timers.

A few quick answers

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Is it free?

Yes. Every level, the Daily and Endless are free to play. Coins, a starter pack and a few special cats are optional purchases. There are no ads and no energy timers.

Do I need an account?

No account needed. Your progress stays on your phone, and Android backup can carry it to a new one. Read our Privacy Policy for details about purchases.

Can I play offline?

Yes. The game plays without a connection. Buying or restoring items needs one.

I got a new phone. Where are my cats?

Open Settings and tap Restore purchases. Cats and room themes you bought come back. Coins and level progress move over with Android backup.

Out now on Google Play

Catastrophe is free to play on Android 8.0 and later, with optional purchases in the game.

Get it on Google Play

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